Rummaging for answers in the pages
person: have you ever ran a marathon
me: yeah
person: which one
me: a movie one

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

sarcasticveganfairy:

3uphoriaa:

un-cagedd:

sohc-life:

livelifebyliving:

A picture is worth a thousand words. 

when the little baby feet showed up i lost my shit oh my gosh

omg

it’s back :’)

Holy fuck this is all I want

rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

teagangiffin:

life is short and weird and it’s important to tell people how you really feel about them

Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

doublewowee:

does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work

me: i want the thing
someone: i'll buy you the thing
me: nonono i can't let you do that